Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Aye!!

This blog pertains to an eye surgery I had in 2007.....

We land in Dr.Natarajan, my eye specialist's clinic on a Saturday and Im still wondering y Im getting it done………….Mother Claims it was all my idea nd I claim it was all my mother’s idea………………BTW……..Sister Dear is dead against screwing up my eye………………..and the poor gal does not even know that I have got it done…………..

But the idea is that the boil on my eye was almost 6 months old……………..Remember Dhooooooooom 2 …………..Prav………….Got it on that day………………..Guess Hrithik was kann marryfying me a lot………….

K so the boil refused to go………had been discontinuing Lens for the past 4 months…………..all this together got me all geared to go under the Knife………..

Here’s how things went………..

Im secretly hoping the doctor will tell things like no, we don’t have to get it done………….or things like U r late…………..Lets see some other time…….But the Stupid Guy…….only seemed determined to get it done for me…………………

Let me explain y I had this hope that he wud send me away...itz simply coz he always does this....I go to him...telling him I am seeing spots....He tells me normal for short sight....U can go....

I go to him again....telling him that my eyes hurt...after spending so many hours in front of comp...he gives me some sample drops and asks me to go....

I went to him claiming that the lens had got stuck in my eye...heeheehee...how can I forget that day....my father was not in station....I was trying to remove my lens.....after getting the left lens to the container...when I tried pulling out the right one....it seemed stuck....

Ya..I raised an alarm....my poor mother n me ran to the bus stand to catch an auto.....and all along the way..I had called my friends and everybody else concerned highlighting the emergency situation....

After landing in Mr.Natarajan's clinic, my mother pushes aside other patients claiming that it si an emergency and we land right in front of him...I tell him ...my lens is stuck...he tells me ...nothing of that sort can happen....puts a torch and searches my eyes......then he tells me ..probably it fell off on the way...n gets me new set of lens....thats when I made the mistake of telling him to check properly:)....ya...I told him that...

The climax for this incident was that after I land back home..I see my lens lying close to the mirror:)...It had fallen off...n all along....I had thought that it was stuck to my eyes....heeheehee

Ever since this incident, whenever I go to him....he sees me in first and is done with me in not more than 2 mins...

Now back to the eye operation....
They made me lie down on a bed…..Put 2 sets of Drops………….and then the doctor makes his grand entry followed by 2 assistants and my mother …..who BTW triggered me to be more Melo-Dramatic and a Crying Queen………….

So ……..the first thing that happened was the Doctor injected Anesthesia to my eyes………….This was followed by a prick……….The rest of it………..I was imagining it in my head…………..It was like something like a Stand was being fixed onto my eyes…………..My eyelids overturned and then something strange was happening………….But yes……..it started to hurt when he seemed to be removing that stand sort of thing and then before I knew it ……I was screaming……………Amme………..Amme………….and then Narayana………..To which the Doctor tells me …make up ur mind…………..If u want to say Amma or Narayana………..To which I screamed Amme Narayana……………..So that I could appease them both………..and while he’s doing all this and more to get my mind off things………Am wondering he’d better focus on what he’s doing to my eyes…………………

Then he gives me Gyaan telling me that even after marriage I should continue considering my parents to be God………………….

And in the meantime ..he is asking my mother if she wants to leave the Room………fearing that she might faint seeing whats happening………….But my mother was at my side…….Telling me its ok…its ok….and she was actualling telling things like ……………What Will I do with this Gal…………..She hardly eats anything……………..Now anyone who has seen em eat at home……………will Disagree………….

And Amma goes on…………….Doctor……..What should v do to avoid such things in the future…………….And then she tells things like Doctor…..Her eyes are bleeding………….And Im even more panic – struckJ………..

Doctor………..says……..Yes…..It will bleed…….I have cut her eyelid…………….and after that he’s busy bandaging my right eye………….and blurting out instructions to my Mother…………………Do this…….Do that………………And my mother……………is barely listening………..all her concern being on my Bloody eyes……….So Mr. Doctor Coool………….turns to me and starts off with his instructions………………..

And Im asking him things like will I be able to see when I open my Bandage..To which the Cool Guy is like …Of course I have only operated on ur Eyelids…………..and that too..Miles away from Ur eye………………..EASY FOR HIM TO TELL ALLLLLLLL THAT………….IT WAS MY EYES AFTER ALL………………..

At home ………….VIP Treatment…..I slept most of the time……..and gossiped whenever I was awake……………..
Mother slept with me that night…………………

1 comment:

he0101 said...

Haha ... awesome post! 5 stars!

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